It starts here

As many legacy challenges go, it all starts with one sim. Plop them on an empty lot and see what kind of damage can be done.
Mind you, I never play by rules. Besides, as far as I'm concerned they're more like... guidelines...


This is Ruby Babii. I put her on an empty lot. What size? Pfft, like I paid attention? it was some where near the river in Riverview.
Ruby: Hey! I thought you weren't gonna blog this.
Uh.. ignore her. As I was saying, I bought her a few things, a piece of wall, a toilet, a shower, a refrigerator, and a bed. She promptly grabbed a head of lettuce and shoved it in the ground and watered it. Next she grabbed a pole out of her ass and started fishing.
Ruby: It's not in my ass, its in my magical inventory that you don't get to see. Besides, I caught two fish. How's that for no skill?
Well done. Next I sent her down to see if we could find some seeds and maybe a man.


Ruby: That's where we met Sherman. He just came out of the movies. He's single, he's friendly, he's nice and man is he cute.
Its your first day. Do you want to settle for the first guy you successfully flirt with?


Ruby: How can you ask me that question? Look at that face!
I'll tell ya what, you get the man to give you that first kiss you're wishing for and I'll consider him.


Ruby: He's so dreamy and his kisses... *swoons*
Hmmm... so I left them alone to interact. Apparently they do like each other.



All sorts of autonomous flirting going on between them.

Next morning I sent her to the fridge for some juice. Kinda hard to have waffles with no stove or counters. She grabbed her drink and sat down on the only 'chair' available.

Classy, Ruby... very classy.
Ruby: If you buy me a sofa or a chair, I wouldn't have to resort to such things.
Or you could stand...
Ruby: *scoffs*
So we invite Sherman over day 2. Get the whole BF/GF done and figure.. meh... why not take it a step further.


He accepted.
Ruby: Naturally.
Don't be so cocky. What happened with your first flirt attempt?
Ruby: *blushes* He found me inappropriate. Hey, I only complimented him on his personality!
He was married.
Ruby: Pfft, like I knew?
We didn't waste much time. We lured him in to bed and got Ruby knocked up. Then she propose marriage.


Ruby: He said yes right away.
It was shortly after this that we found out Mr Wonderful is a coward.
Ruby: He's more than that, he's friendly, good, neat, lucky and wants to be a forensic specialist!
And a coward. He was afraid of the dark. *headdesk* So with his money he brought in I figured we dawdled long enough on the lawn and built a house around them. Nothing big, just enough to get them started...
Speaking of started, you started making breakfast and then ran off to work. Leaving the food cooking in the oven.
Ruby: I thought Sherman would take care of it!
Boy did you think wrong. A fire broke out in the kitchen and Mr Wonderful freaked out. Ran outside and fainted.
Ruby: He did not!


Oh yes.. yes he did.


Ruby: Good thing we got that alarm.
Mhm...
Ruby: Oh hey, he got a new job. He's no longer in the military. He was lucky and got a job immediately in the police force. He needs to work on his logical skills.


That is why we got him a new chess set.
Ruby: You do realize that is an 'outdoor' chess table, right?
Yes, it is also cheaper than the indoor version. Until you two are well off, you make do.
Ruby: Oh that was right before I went in to labor.
Heh. You made funny faces.
Ruby: Hmph, I'm sure you made plenty of your own funny faces when you gave birth.
Oh I'm sure I did. Thankfully no one took pictures.


Like this one.
Ruby: You are evil.
Thanks!

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