Ruby: *scoffs* I went in to to labor.
Right, with the funny faces no less.
Ruby: Sometimes, I hate you.
Sometimes? You'll learn to hate me more than that soon enough. So back to the story.
Ruby: It isn't a story, it's my life.
It's a story, you're a sim. Get over it. Not that I got a picture of it, but I had thought since both of them were home, they'd hop in to a cab together as I sent her off to the hospital. Well no, first Sherman had to freak out. Then he was able to take a second cab and follow along. I sure am glad these cabs don't cost money!
As I sat watching the door waiting for the couple to exit with their new spawn...
Ruby: Baby.
This fella came waltzing out the door. Now why pray tell, is Don Lothario visiting the hospital in his Paper Boy work uniform no less?
Ruby: *whistles innocently*
What do you know?
Ruby: Hmm? Me? Nothing! He's just a co-worker.
The whole ride home, the spawn...
Ruby: Baby.
... was a deep yellow. Sure he was sleepy and needed to pee, but for it to be 'that' yellow? Wow.. Then I remembered his traits. He may be a genius, but he's a grumpy genius. *headdesk*
Ruby: You're going to permanently dent your forehead if you don't stop that.
Seriously! Seeing how often all y'all do something so gods awful stupid...
Ruby: Heeeeeeeeeey...
At least they came home together as a family. *ponders* I suppose now would be a good time to buy you a crib and a changing table.
Ruby: A changing... what?
*blinks* Right, you don't use those any more, scratch that... you need a crib... and a teddy bear.
Ruby: I do? Why do I need a teddy bear?
Your manly husband wants a toy for your son. Speaking of your husband, shortly after this I gave him a tad bit of a makeover.
Ruby: Yes, I've been meaning to thank you for that.
Trust me, it was my pleasure...
Ruby: Hey!
I only look, he's all yours, relax.
Ruby: Time to introduce my son and heir?
Sure, why not. Introducing Christian. Boy grumpy, genius.
Ruby: Who's da little heir? You are! Yes you are! You're my heir aren't you?
*makes gagging noises*
Ruby: You do realize my boy is named after your own son...
Yes, who is also a grumpy genius which I find ironic. While I did not pick genius for him as I wasn't given a choice, the dice picked grumpy.
I found this interesting. When he gives to charity, thanks to his 'good' trait, he gets a temporary halo. I dunno, I find it disturbing.
Ruby: That's because you're evil.
Hmmm, makes sense.
Speaking of evil, what is with the looks you two are giving each other? I swear Ruby you're the only sim I know that can insult/offend a ghost. What the heck did you say?
Ruby: I complimented him!
You flirted! *laughs* You slay me.
Ruby: Shut up!
*laughs harder*
Hold it, you're either needing the bathroom or you're preggers again...
Ruby: I was going in to labor.
Cake on the counter... who's birthday did I miss this time?
Ruby: Christian's. He's a toddler.. my sweet baby boy.
*scoffs* He's a grumpy mean spirited brat.
Ruby: That's my son you're talking about!
*shrugs* Hate me yet?
Ruby: ...
Now would be a good time to end the update.
Ruby: You like to leave me hanging like this.
It's that evil thing. You'll get use to it.
Speaking of evil...
Ruby: He's not evil, he's grumpy.
Christian as a toddler with a rather handsome Daddy teaching him to walk.
Ruby: Roo, did you forget to take a picture of my son?
Nope! See? *points to Christian*
Ruby: Not that one.
Meh, seen one infant seen them all.
Gratuitous man in uniform shot. *grins* He really is cute.
Ruby: Roo... my son, did you get at least one picture of Steve?
Sheesh woman, don't get your panties in a bunch. Yes, here's Steve.
Sherman wanted to invite his partner over for dinner. So I let him. Instantly after being greeted and welcomed inside, he played with Christian. He's cuter than Sherman. Dang it, I knew we shouldn't have jumped at the first guy.
Ruby: I'm glad Sherman can't hear you!
Nah, he's too busy trying not to cut himself as he makes a salad for dinner.
Ruby: He's very lucky, its doubtful he would have injured himself.
Besides, if he did he may just faint from the sight of his own blood.
Ruby: ...
*grins* More gratuitous men in uniform shots. Sherman and his partner are best friends. We should invite him over more often and erm... maybe build you a pool...
Ruby: *perks* Oh that is a great idea.
*laughs* Careful Sherman doesn't hear you.
Steve's birthday. I remembered a cake.
Ruby: Yes one of the few times.
*waves a dismissive hand*
I can't say I'm fond of the baby break dance, as Sariana calls it. *shrugs* Oh well, it's a minor thing.
Wow, are you sure this kid isn't evil?
Ruby: Ugh!
What? I'm just sayin' is all...
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5 comments:
Geez, Roo, get that kid into some boy clothes! That's why he's looking so evil!
Slutty Don looks so ... WEIRD in the paperboy uniform. Heh. And ... wait a minute. *squints eyes at ruby and Ruby* Is ruby cheating on poor Sherman already?? Is that even Sherman's spawn??
And HEY! I LIKED Sherman's previous outfit. Granted, the new one is pretty nice-looking as well. :O) I'm still trying to figure out how to change outfits. When I click on my guy, he still only has one outfit for each category. *pout*
Leave it to ruby to have boys when all other sims in LL are having girls (twin girls no less). :O)) Heh. Sherman looks all "angelic" and whatnot. :O> Ruby's trying to flirt with a ghost? Girl needs to get her hormones under control. ;O))
Yay! Another beh-beh! :O) Another boy, too! *goggles* And I thought the first boy looked cut with his short hair. Why'd you go and change it for? :O}
Yup ... Sherman definitely looks good in uniform ... and so does his partner. *wiggles eyebrows and drools* Although, the little guy (the toddler) looks a bit frightened by you sticking the camera in his face while Sherman's partner is holding him. *snicker*
Wow ... Steve has Ruby's cheekbones! That's why he looks so evil. ;O) *LOL* Great update!
*waves hello to Don* I thought he looked familiar. :-) Maybe he was doing an article on the flawless conditions of the Riverside Hospital and their booming birth rates? *shrugs*
Poor grumpy genius baby... how 'bout a name for said grumpy spawn?
Nice makeover for, um, Stew? Was that his name? *pages back to the last chapter* Ah, Sherman. I got the S right. *shrugs*
Welcome baby Christian! *waves hello*
*falls over laughing* OMG, that whole halo bit.... *laughing too hard to type* Oh, man, and now the whole ghost scene! *tries to breath through her laughter*
Very cute daddy/son picture there. :-D Oh my... *fans herself* As cute as Sherman was with his shirt off, he's freakin HOT in his uniform! *waves half-heartedly* Oh and hi-to-baby-Steve-who-I-don't-think-I'd-notice-anyway-considering-how-hot-daddy-is*
Oh, goodness, Sherman's partner is tres hot!! *ogles* I'm gonna have to keep an eye out for the policemen now. (Although it's interesting that whoever you have in your game, I probably won't have in mine after a little while. Like, someone showed their Bella Goth (whatever her maiden name was, Broke? Bachelor?) and she was really cute, but in mine, she's actually kinda homely.)
*seconds the idea of a pool and inviting Sherm's partner over*
Happy birthday, Steve! Heh, that is a pretty evil look Steve's giving you there, Ruby. Maybe 'cause he knows that's probably the last time he'll get a cake?
Poor kid looks like a mixture of a clown child and the kid from the Addams Family. Poor Steve! Change his clothes stat!
I love the banter between you and Ruby. Too funny. =)
Yes, build them a pool! Sherman and...who's the husband again? lol Those two swimming = yummy. =)
LOL! You are killing me over here. This is just too much.
And you have a son named Christian? Awesome!
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